Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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