If i come over, it means nothing
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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