Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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