it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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