Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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