lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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