May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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