I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Randomize
