the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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