i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
why is half of my head shaved?
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