He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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