I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
The power of my boobs compel you
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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