Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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