just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
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