They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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