quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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