You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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