no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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