So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
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