He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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