Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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