We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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