Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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