I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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