I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Randomize
