no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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