her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
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