So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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