I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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