You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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