glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
There r osticjed everywhere
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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