I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I'm really into asian looking animals
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
