they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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