How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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