You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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