For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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