So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
What a dumb baby whore.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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