why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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