hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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