It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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