What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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