i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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