you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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