I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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