haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
They should really pass out barf bags in church
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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