yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Randomize
