My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I'm too high and old for this...
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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