I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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