I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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