is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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