she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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