tell your sister to shave her snatch
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I just want to make out with him forever
my liver is dry heaving
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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