The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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